Splooting squirrels

It gets hot and humid in New York City come summertime but the city’s most prolific inhabitants -- its squirrels -- have found a way to keep cool, according to the Association of Mature American Citizens [AMAC]. It’s called “splooting.” There they are on their stomachs on the cool ground, limbs spread out in the coolest possible position. Lest you think the words “sploot” and “spl...

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